The Efficient Muffin Hypothesis
Austrians also talk a lot about inflationary policy, or other kinds of foolish policies that governments engage in for a short term fix, despite having bad longer term consequences, as being like a drinking binge. They then argue that you can't cure a hangover with more drinking.
Now, if original hedonistic policy is like the binge drinking of a wild night, then the morning is the time for recovery. And if, in fact, if a semblance of protection for private property rights is all it takes to "grow our way out" then we can pretty much use whatever hangover cure we want, and be alright.
We can call this the "efficient muffin hypothesis," because the muffin we eat for breakfast manages, as it breaks down, to metabolize away the worst of the negative effects of our night of drinking. This theory says that we will make it through the hangover and to complete recovery fairly quickly. We can even have a mimosa with the muffin to take the edge off.
The inefficient muffin hypothesis, then, would state that in fact any old hangover cure may not work, the effects of these policies may compound each other, and we may never recover. In this scenario, the muffin cannot purge the poison, nor can time alone, and permanent damage may have been done.
Now, if the efficient muffin hypothesis is true this has significant implications. If, so long as the market is not completely banned, the wee market left can always "grow us out" of any idiocy of government policy, then we might have to take a second look at whether these policies are so bad. A night of drinking ain't a bad thing, sometimes.
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